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[Jester]

teilweise echt lustig, manchmal nervig, aber einige ideen mit denen situationen dargestellt werden sind cool^^


Teh 1337 storry:
F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng

[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]
Merry: "Omg, I pwn"
Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"

Rocket goes off
Gandalf: "Pwned!"

Bilbo: "This = shiz... bai foos!"
Bilbo has left the server
Frodo: "***!?"

[later, in Bag End]
Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"
Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"
Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"
Bilbo: "ok"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire

Later
Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"

Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back
Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"
Frodo: "***?"
Gandalf has logged on as admin
Frodo has been kicked from The Shire
Sam has been kicked from The Shire

[At Isengard]
Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob! G4nd4lf da gay!"
Gandalf: "***?!"
Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"
Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"

Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf
Saruman: "Pwned!"

[on the road to Bree]
Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"
Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"
Frodo: "Ph34r!"
Sam: "Shrooms!"
Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"

black rider stops, sniffs, goes past
Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"

[meeting mr. Bombadil]

Tom_Bombadil: "Y0 diddely...I wanna sing!"
Frodo sets mode -o Tom_Bombadil
Sam sets mode +m
Frodo: "I don't want him in my movie!"

[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]

Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips
Frodo has left the server
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"
Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"

[at Weathertop]
Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"

MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!
Frodo: "#"%#¤%!!! U NOOB! Don't U Ph34r teh haxorz????"

The black riders attack
Frodo: "Merry U ¤#&%&"¤! Teh haxorz come!"
Merry: "OMG!!!"
Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"
Pippin: "***"
Frodo: "Bai noobs!"
Frodo has left the server

Head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: "***... hax!"

Aragorn leaps into the fray with a flaming brand
Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"
Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "

[on the road to Rivendell]
Aragorn: "OMG!Arwen!"

Arwen rides up
Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"
Arwen: "Sif! wtf is up with Frodo?"
Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "
Arwen: "No Firewall?"

Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at
Rivendell.
Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"

nazgul start to cross
Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"

the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away
Warning: Connection Problems Detected
Quits: nazgul1 (Excess Flood)
Quits: nazgul2 (Excess Flood)
Quits: nazgul3 (Excess Flood)
Quits: nazgul4 (Excess Flood)
Quits: nazgul5 (Excess Flood)
Quits: nazgul6 (Excess Flood)
Quits: nazgul7 (Excess Flood)
Arwen: "Pwn3d "

[at the Council of Elrond]
Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"
Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"
Boromir: "ROFLMAO noobs, men pwn!"
Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"

Frodo puts the ring on the plinth
Gimli: "Sif...ring pwns all!"

Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters
Elrond: "...sigh... noob!"
Elrond sets topic to: "We n33d f3ll0wsh1p! FAST!"

[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]
Bilbo: "LOL, me = 10th level thief!"
Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"
Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"

Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring
Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"
Frodo: "sif!"
Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"

[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]

Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains
Gandalf: "Chilly"
Boromir: "Cool!"
Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"
Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"

There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf
Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"
Gandalf: "Sigh. Moria?"
Frodo votes to change map to Moria
Votes 4 of 4 required
Legolas: "lol Gimli, time to upgrade!"

[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]
Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"
Frodo: "Sp34k foo and entr...waht iz teh elv1sh wrd 4 foo?!!"
Gandalf: "M3ll0n?"

The gates open
Gandalf: "OMG§! Leet!"
Frodo: "I R teh 1337! ^^"
The gates of Moria open, but the Guardian attacks!
Frodo: "OMG! ph34r teh squid!"
Boromir: "GL HF"
Aragorn [broadsword] guardian
Legolas [arrow] guardian
Gandalf: "gg...plz leave"

[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]
Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED! N00by Dw0rwes!"

After travelling some time in the dark, the Fellowship comes to a chamber
with a large well
Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"

Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well
Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"
Merry: "D'oh!"

The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"

the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come
Boromir: "TEAM FFS!"
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Aragorn [broadsword] ork
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
ork: "OMG! h4x!"
Gimli: "pwned"!
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas: "lol!!"
Boromir [broadsword] ork
Gimli [axe] ork
Gimli: "Foos!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "ffs, wallhax!"

The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors
Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"
Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"
Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"

Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"

Frodo shows the mithril armor
Frodo: "Lol...I R still 1337 "

Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head
Legolas [arrow] cavetroll
Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"
Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"

The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of
orks
Boromir: "b...b...B!! BACK!!!! FFS! Team up, foos!"

A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw
Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"
Gandalf: "OMG! F***ing match-making system!"

The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble
and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.
Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "AIMBOT!!"
ork: "Turn it off n00b! Lamer!!"
Legolas: "lolol!"
ork: "AIMBOTS r 4 retards who cant use real bows! U nevar would have got me,
if you hadnt got the AIMBOT!"
Legolas [arrow] ork
ork: "23fvv f*******! i wuz typin! that was cheap! wtf r u doing!?? u
st00pid type-killer! F***!"

The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog
Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"
Balrog: "***?"
Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"
Balrog: "Sif, noob"

Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to
break under the Balrog's weight
Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"
Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"

The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip,
entangling Gandalf
Gandalf: "D'oh!"
Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"
Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"

Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass
Gandalf has left the server
Balrog has disconnected

[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]

The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel
Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"
Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"
Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"

[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]
Saruman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r
them!"
Uruk-hai: "leet!"

[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]

Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him
Boromir: "plz gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"
Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"
Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"
Frodo: "STFU noob"
Frodo has left the server
Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, u faghat!"

A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir
Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAM!! THEY RUSH!"
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir
Boromir: "****ing campers"

Aragorn comes across the battle
Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"
Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"
Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai
Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"

Aragorn goes to Boromir
Boromir: "Damn lag!"
Warning: Connection problems detected
Boromir has disconnected
Aragorn: "FFS!"

[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam
'sees' him]
Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"
Frodo has connected to the server
Frodo: ".........."
Sam: "Sif! I can't swim!"
Sam has disconnected
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

Frodo helps Sam
Sam has joined the boat
Sam: "thx"
Frodo: "n00b!"

Legolas: ??! Where r teh others?
Gimli: Netsplit?
Aragorn: FFS!!!! M3rry and P1pp1n r g0ne too. N00BS!!!! Worst team ev0r!"
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[Jester]

Tom_Bombadil: "Y0 diddely...I wanna sing!"
Frodo sets mode -o Tom_Bombadil
Sam sets mode +m
Frodo: "I don't want him in my movie!"


bester teil^^ den fand ich sehr cool^^
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[Ray Dracon]

looooooooooooooooool
nette sache das so sieht das ungefair bei uo-mittelerde aus wenn die keinen bopck haben und einfach als gm´s nen bissel rumblödeln^^

[Gast]

The fellowship hears the ork drums
Boromir: "***?"
Aragorn: "***?"
Frodo: "..."
Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"



Ich hab irgendwie nur bei dem gelacht....

Edit: Find ich aber witzig gemacht...

[Shirow]

Lol ich hab mir den arsch abgelacht was geht denn! obwohl ich nicht verstanden habe was
FFS bedeutet und das Sif zu bedeuten hat

Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo
Sam: "OMG!"
Gandalf: "OMG!"
Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"

Frodo shows the mithril armor
Frodo: "Lol...I R still 1337 "


ROFL!
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[Mr Hagen Reuckus]

sau lustig, auch wenn ich zugeben muss, dass ich das ganz 1337-d3wd Gelabber nicht komplett verstehe ; )

Sam: "Sif! I can't swim!"
Sam has disconnected
Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"

^^
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[Jester]

wer alles versteht, der schaut auch pornos in denen nur einsen und nullen vorkommt, so:

100100101001010110011010110

"wohooo eine brust!"
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[Shirow]

joar aber mir wird doch einer sagen koennen was
sif
und
ffs bedeutet oder?
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[Jester]

ffs = for fucks sake
sif = as if (anscheinend! das wusste ich ned, hab ich nachgeschaut im netz)
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